Auby
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Facts that men should know;
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
2. Women love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
8. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
9. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
10. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
"It's Tough Being A Woman*"